- tony: and now i'm going to drink 8 glasses of milk in 3 minutes
- bruce: no you are not because if you do that you will die
#mood
bruce banner, talking to the avengers and unable to think of any topics besides science and Trauma: so the other day i found some unopened Kraft™️ singles in the dumpster, so that was pretty cool
The reason why Bruce Banner is the strongest avenger in all of Tony’s systems.
anyway this further proves that it’s canon that bruce banner falls head over heels with anyone who treats him even a little bit nicely
tony: treats bruce like a human being and a fellow scientist
bruce: I love him
nat: isn’t scared of hulk anymore and engages with him
bruce: I love her too???
thor: offers a fist bump even after the hulk beat the shit outta him
bruce: holy shit I love him too???????
Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler - “The world is changing. Soon there will only be the conquered and the conquerors. You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.”
social media au based on this post, in which bruce creates a twitter to share hulk’s thoughts with the world.
Bruce Banner did Not Come to Fuck Around Laddies
i know we all love typecasting bruce banner as the levelheaded calm guy but consider: none of that is actually true and here’s the facts:
-this man saw right through black widow. seriously. he yelled once and she had a gun drawn and people in position to shoot. just to research the cube his ass, they want the hulk as well. apparently, they’re a package deal
-this boy points out that fury will put him in a cage and natasha says “he won’t put you in a cage–” and bruce just cuts her off with the yell. he knows SHIELD better than a hell of a lot of other people
-he gives her a goddamn “charming smile” as he says “just us?” that little shit knows that he’s got her cornered, and there’s nothing she can say to slip out of it. he knew that she would bring back-up, because you don’t confront that volatile of a man without having back-up
-bruce isn’t afraid to call shit out like it is. he knows fury doesn’t just want him to research the cube, there’s a containment cell for him. maybe it’s precaution, but fury’s a hell of a lot more advanced than that. he knew the hulk would make an appearance, and hopefully in SHIELD’s favor
-when they get on the helicarrier bruce isn’t fazed by captain america’s presence at all can we say chill icon????
-bruce is the one who thinks to use spectrometers, which end up being VERY important to finding loki and the cube
-when bruce sees loki in the containment thingy he’s like “wow he really grows on you” again reminding us all that bruce is the shade queen
-he’s incredibly insightful about stuff, and knows that “warm light for all mankind” was a jab directed at tony, and that kind of fuckery i never pick up on so kudos
-this is turning out longer than i expected but do i care???? no
-calls out natasha for her bullshit when she says, “loki’s trying to manipulate you”
“and what have you been doing, exactly?” like damn he has NO CHILL
-he was helping people and then SHIELD dragged him back in and he verbally states this i stan a man who can admit when he’s upset
-hulk is unbothered by this shit he probably just wants some pizza or some shit just let him live in peace u fucks
-bruce just flat out admits he always has no chill which leads us to
AGE OF ULTRON
-bruce asks how clint barton is doing and tony says “unfortunately, still barton” (mood) and bruce responds with “oh, that’s terrible” ;LFJKS;LFLKSADFKLJD MOOOD
-helped design veronica so it could bring him down, also thinks AI technology is cool as shit
-okay i know none of u like brucenat but nat calls him a dork and bruce BLUSHES how cute is that holy fuck
-he understands a lil bit of xhosa (is that the spelling??) but anyway: Icon Nonetheless u go smart man
-okay literally gonna mention wanda PURPOSEFULLY SETS HULK OFF ON JOHANNESBURG NOT GOOD
-steve tries to say they don’t know what they’re doing when science bros are trying to make vision and bruce is like “and you do?” wow babes a fucking power move if i’ve ever seen one
-he says he could choke wanda and not change a shade and tbh??? that’s the most savage fucking move of the mcu. NOTHING can top that
-okay he also says to wanda “go ahead, piss me off” oh my god this man did not come to fuck around he is an icon
-he going to space to get a boyfriend now
honestly if anyone deserves more respect it’s bruce banner, even just for the one (1) example where instead of wallowing in self pity in his isolation, he immersed himself in bustling cities and used his skill set to help the poor and the sick
The Hulk ain’t never lied.
I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.
Omg, it’s true.
Wow, standing up for the health and well-being of the people gets you branded a terrorist in this country.
mark ruffalo is also a big environmental activist. he came to our school my freshmen year to talk against fracking in our community, seeing as that is a HUGE topic for the binghamton area.
i have a lot of respect for mark ruffalo. he doesn’t do those ~gimmicky~ activist pushes. this is something he does when he’s not acting. this is something he would do even if he weren’t an actor.
This scene breaks my heart. Loki literally verbalizes Bruce’s darkest fear- the possibility that he’s really just the Hulk, and his humanity is all a sham. Everyone looks at Bruce to see his response. But Bruce is so graceful in this situation, even though he’s probably hurting on the inside. He plays off his discomfort with a joke.
