bruce banner: incredibly intelligent physicist, seven phds, willing to turn into the monster he hates to protect others, no longer suicidal, constantly kind and supportive of his friends, a valued member of the avengers and worthy of love from everyone he meets
tony: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.
steve: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.
thor: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?
bruce: my vibe is more like, “hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”
natasha: sometimes babies will point at me and i don’t care for that shit at all.
clint: everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.
peter p: i have had a very long day. i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.
sam: something happened here. you hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.
bucky: when i’m walking down the street, no ones ever like, ‘hey look at that man.’ i think they’re just like “woah! that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
peter q: like, we would just go
see movies. any movie. like back to the future. that was a movie everyone could
see. kids could kinda see it. great movie, right? i rewatched it recently. it’s a very weird movie. marty mcfly is a 17-year-old
high school student
whose best friend is a
disgraced nuclear physicist. and, i shit you not,
they never explain how they became friends. they never explain it. not even in a lazy way, like,
“hey, remember when we met
in the science building?” they don’t even do that. and we were all fine with it.
gamora: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.
drax: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.
t’challa: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
okoye: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”
the fact that peter does his and ned’s handshake without looking implying that they’ve done it so many times he just does it on instinct now. how many times did they practice it????? how many times did they mess up and start laughing and try again???? did it gradually build to the complicated one they do, adding on a new step each time? when they inevitably start dating is there a cheek kiss involved bc I think the answer to all of these questions is a resounding Yes
